i love taking myself to the werewolf park once a month

Easily remove wine stains.

What do you do for a living?

Wishful thinking.

A fun game I play with my friends.

Your move, North Korea.

We’re experiencing heavy snow…

Sleep Tite

Poured glow-stick juice on my golf balls to keep track of them and accidentally created a mini universe.

The Lord of Mordor sees all.

I can’t breathe

Bruce Lee

Archer Christmas

Oh my gosh, what if?

Pain is relative.

That’s off-putting…