i prefer “van jeff”

you know the saying, potato vodka, tomato caesar…

you know the saying, potato vodka, tomato caesar…

so fantastic, floaties of plastic

so fantastic, floaties of plastic

all the time

no chip left behind

no chip left behind

420 points to gryffindor

420 points to gryffindor

“youngins these days have it good, Harold”

“youngins these days have it good, Harold”

this is fantastic news!

this is fantastic news!

post-hibernation, pre-coffee mood

post-hibernation, pre-coffee mood

halloween decoration level: 100

halloween decoration level: 100

i feel this kid’s pain

i feel this kid’s pain

penne for your thoughts?

penne for your thoughts?

if you want to undergo fighting training, work at waffle house

if you want to undergo fighting training, work at waffle house

10 Pregnancy Memes, Fresh Outta the Womb

10 Pregnancy Memes, Fresh Outta the Womb

thanks mom, really appreciate that

thanks mom, really appreciate that

i want to be lana’s fren

i want to be lana’s fren