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i see your alpha male and raise you one turbo dude

omg so often
omg so often
mom knew exactly what was gonna happen and said, “not my problem”
mom knew exactly what was gonna happen and said, “not my problem”
the right for clouds to bare arms
the right for clouds to bare arms
the smoke monster always finds me
the smoke monster always finds me
his resume was stellar
his resume was stellar
i’d be speeding too
i’d be speeding too
would you like an egg in these trying times, god?
would you like an egg in these trying times, god?
my money is on literally a duck. why? why the hell not
my money is on literally a duck. why? why the hell not
someone check in on halloween
someone check in on halloween
it’s not the *most* embarrassing thing that could have happened
it’s not the *most* embarrassing thing that could have happened
mine
mine
you were the cheesen one!
you were the cheesen one!
no one knows what happened to it
no one knows what happened to it
giddy up!
giddy up!
heeded
heeded
10+Funny+Cat+Memes+to+Scritch
10 Funny Cat Memes to Scritch
you+got+%28t%29issues
you got (t)issues
I+try+not+to+think+of+it
I try not to think of it
at+least+i%26%238217%3Bm+consistent
at least i’m consistent
Join the conversation
it+ain%26%238217%3Bt+been+long+enough
it ain’t been long enough
I+was+thinking+it+was+%26%238220%3BThe+Dogfather%26%238221%3B
I was thinking it was “The Dogfather”
he%26%238217%3Bll+need+to+be+toad
he’ll need to be toad
they%26%238217%3Bve+bene+training+for+this
they’ve bene training for this
hopefully+he+didn%26%238217%3Bt+croak
hopefully he didn’t croak
i%26%238217%3Bll+happily+prove+you+wrong
i’ll happily prove you wrong
i+have+various+questions+that+bug+me
i have various questions that bug me
i%26%238217%3Bm%26%238230%3B%26%238221%3Bthriving%26%238221%3B
i’m…”thriving”