i see your alpha male and raise you one turbo dude

Pandemics are for poetry.

Electricity, a guide.

‘Bank Teller asked me to take it off. She Just laughed.’ – Actual bank robber, probably.

All hail the one true Tiger King.

She’s a little confused but got the right idea…

Mask up, bitches.

Dad jokes…

Look at it differently.

Yet another muggle loving Weasley.

The robots have harnessed the humans…

OK but what about the child brides?

In best Taiwan you can buy Lego that you can safely step on.

OK but what about the gig workers?

You’re hired and you can work here as long as you want. – The Onion

You can’t contain this.