i thought a menu was just what i ordered food from, not instructions on who pays

sentence about what a menu is

THAT’S WHERE THE MONEY AT BABY

THAT’S WHERE THE MONEY AT BABY

Couldn’t figure out why my wife was in such a good mood after an argument

Couldn’t figure out why my wife was in such a good mood after an argument

We must protect the baby.

We must protect the baby.

A village in Yemen.

A village in Yemen.

Teach them young.

Teach them young.

Chalk this one up to mail privilege.

Chalk this one up to mail privilege.

DMV Timelapse.

We hates it!

Full page ad in the Washington Post. The world is a weird place right now.

Full page ad in the Washington Post. The world is a weird place right now.

Watching us from above like a proper shit hawk. RIP John Dunsworth

Watching us from above like a proper shit hawk. RIP John Dunsworth

Kitty kisses are the best.

Kitty kisses are the best.

I crave the midnight sausage.

I crave the midnight sausage.

An ancient guide to girding your loins.

An ancient guide to girding your loins.

My kind of hangover.

My kind of hangover.

Restraining orders won’t help you now…

Restraining orders won’t help you now…