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hot water bathe or bust
hot water bathe or bust
shedding snake
shedding snake
luke warm
luke warm
laundry is like fighting seagulls
laundry is like fighting seagulls
Chris Evans is fabulous
Chris Evans is fabulous
duck power
duck power
bumblebee butt
bumblebee butt
fox in the graveyard
fox in the graveyard
you are a scholastic book fair
you are a scholastic book fair
dress me like a bat
dress me like a bat
a real… shindig
a real… shindig
memory be gone!
memory be gone!
always touch the cactus
always touch the cactus
need for feed
need for feed
spit it out!
spit it out!
We%26%238217%3Bre+not+really+sure+either%26%238230%3B
We’re not really sure either…
Sorry+Justin%26%238230%3B
Sorry Justin…
Thanks+Jack%26%238230%3B
Thanks Jack…
I+need+a+taco%21
I need a taco!
Join the conversation
NOOOO%21%21%21%21+%5Bhawt%5D
NOOOO!!!! [hawt]
Most+beautiful+girl+in+the+room.
Most beautiful girl in the room.
It%26%238217%3Bs+true%26%238230%3B
It’s true…
What+the+heck+is+Electronic+Mail%3F
What the heck is Electronic Mail?
Thanks+grandma%21
Thanks grandma!
I%26%238217%3Bm+going+to+need+one+of+these.
I’m going to need one of these.
Change+words+and+be+hilarious.
Change words and be hilarious.
Brits+having+a+normal+day+at+Wal-Mart
Brits having a normal day at Wal-Mart