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crushed it
crushed it
nomster
nomster
time will put your enemies in the ground
time will put your enemies in the ground
this is how every dinner party should start
this is how every dinner party should start
why get ready when you can have a breakdown instead?
why get ready when you can have a breakdown instead?
male birth control
male birth control
taking back retrograde
taking back retrograde
hobbit love
hobbit love
planet fitness pickles
planet fitness pickles
in this essay i will…
in this essay i will…
demon stds
demon stds
how apple wins at capitalism
how apple wins at capitalism
raccoon apology
raccoon apology
that’s definitely a good card
that’s definitely a good card
we all scream
we all scream
I+didn%26%238217%3Bt+even+consider+that%26%238230%3B
I didn’t even consider that…
Rodent+problems.
Rodent problems.
The+best+kiss-cam.
The best kiss-cam.
Life+hack.
Life hack.
Join the conversation
Do+you+ever+get+that+feeling%3F
Do you ever get that feeling?
There+are+two+kinds+of+people.
There are two kinds of people.
Philosoraptors.
Philosoraptors.
What+do+you+call+a+pile+of+cats%3F
What do you call a pile of cats?
My+generation+is+not+strong%26%238230%3B
My generation is not strong…
The+Swedes+tend+to+hide+their+jets+in+little+jetcaves.
The Swedes tend to hide their jets in little jetcaves.
Bismuth+Crystals
Bismuth Crystals
Keeping+your+cat+off+your+laptop.
Keeping your cat off your laptop.