i want to know where this crosswalk is

Water vs alcohol

Knock knock.

Extreme bubble wrap challenge.

I don’t prank well…

When your wife is actually garbage.

This kid Risks.

Do you even meow?

Don’t look directly into my third eye.

Human fingers are fun.

A wholesome NYC experience.

The Denny’s tumblr account is no longer legally affiliated with the restaurant.

Serving and protecing.

Doing my best.

Yeah that seems pretty accurate, actually.

Apparently after too many beers I decided to mobile deposit this photo as a 10k check. They were surprisingly nice about it all.