i was born in the wrong century

with one final snip, the dulled pair is discarded, its service remembered, and the new pair is borne

this is how i allow myself to eat so many cookies

we all need a bathtub barracuda from time to time

might need to check the tunnel for natural gas

if you know, you know

screening competition

i’m feeling so called out rn

u wouldnt download a car

the worst part is it makes you feel old. Second worst part is this is solvable with a google search

i just want to siiing

10 Missouri Memes for Both Sides

the amount of time i spent doing this

yoga pants too? guess I’m goin’

<3

you never could have guessed this story