i wouldn’t even try looking as fine as this mallard

no wonder i feel guilty about everything

Figs are pollinated by wasps. after pollination, figs ‘digest’ the dead left dead inside. knowing this, i still plan to eat fig newtons. they are delicious

I didn’t know this was a discussion we needed to have, but let the debate begin!

as long as the bird is okay, everything else is, too

what every kid wants for christmas

that’s a loaded question

time to cry!

i move left, they move left. i move right, they move right

did he do it?

beyond offensive

trojan pigeon

the math adds up

Funny, that’s my rap name, too

And you give that subtle approving head nod

the dog barked ‘shotgun’ first