I could homestead here.

I traded my best Pogs for this deal…

Canada’s leader vs America’s leader when they see a disabled person.

Well, your father would have had the oil changed by now, but whatever you want to think, kid.

The problem with free ducks…

Welcome to the Sit Shack for Sits and Sits Accessories.

Well that’s optimistic.

Somebody had a sale on buttons.

how to defeat customer service…

The Orient Queen cruise ship gave up the ghost nearby the explosion in Beirut

I do look good in a bandanna, at least.

2020 Ben & Jerry’s has a different vibe to it…

More like Pennsylvania Dicks, amiMennonite?

We would have argued with you, but then we smoked too joints in the morning…

Lets talk about your littering problems, bud.

Raising awareness in France about some of our other impending dooms.