Feeling Lucky?

I got a dog today.

I got a dog today.
I miss Buffy.
I miss Buffy.
Suddenly realized….
Suddenly realized….
College expectations vs. Reality.
College expectations vs. Reality.
How to be gentle with a baby
How to be gentle with a baby
Halloween is the best.
Halloween is the best.
Flashback!
Flashback!
Scully was kind of a derp…
Scully was kind of a derp…
Nostalgia can be painful.
Nostalgia can be painful.
I broke my cats heart…
I broke my cats heart…
Hate it when this happens.
Hate it when this happens.
The problem with being polite.
The problem with being polite.
What your Halloween costume says about you.
What your Halloween costume says about you.
A quick math lesson.
A quick math lesson.
When random people talk to me in public.
When random people talk to me in public.
Finally a celebrity who says the real reason.
Finally a celebrity who says the real reason.
Welp%2C+seeya+later.
Welp, seeya later.
Brought+to+you+by%26%238230%3B+The+letter+M
Brought to you by… The letter M
It%26%238217%3Bs+so+crazy+it+just+might+work%26%238230%3B
It’s so crazy it just might work…
Sorry+about+the+murdering%26%238230%3B
Sorry about the murdering…
Join the conversation
Ahh+yes%26%238230%3B+the+paw+has+been+mobilized.
Ahh yes… the paw has been mobilized.
please+allow+me+to+bring+it+inside%26%238230%3B
please allow me to bring it inside…
anthropomorphism+101%26%238230%3B
anthropomorphism 101…
A+guide+for+removing+barriers%2C+as+needed.
A guide for removing barriers, as needed.
That%26%238217%3Bs%26%238230%3B+faschinating.
That’s… faschinating.
Belarus+be+safe.
Belarus be safe.
The+children+must+be+masked.
The children must be masked.
Check+back+next+year%2C+please.
Check back next year, please.