Feeling Lucky?

I hate wearing glasses

I hate wearing glasses
Bison farming seems like 3000lbs of misteak.
Bison farming seems like 3000lbs of misteak.
If not us, for whom does the bell tolls?
If not us, for whom does the bell tolls?
A poster at the US Museum of Holocaust History
A poster at the US Museum of Holocaust History
Bonus points if you’re a parseltongue 🐍
Bonus points if you’re a parseltongue 🐍
They could have just let me work from home, but noooooo…
They could have just let me work from home, but noooooo…
Lenen should get a raise, IMO.
Lenen should get a raise, IMO.
You’re gonna want some SPF 50 for all that leftover red, bud.
You’re gonna want some SPF 50 for all that leftover red, bud.
It puts the peaness in it’s mouth…
It puts the peaness in it’s mouth…
Birds of a feather, and all that jazz.
Birds of a feather, and all that jazz.
Spicy Cheetos…
Spicy Cheetos…
Please just don’t make me call the police…
Please just don’t make me call the police…
Fair points.
Fair points.
Thai Colonel Sanders even lifts, bro.
Thai Colonel Sanders even lifts, bro.
I wish her well, frankly. – DJT, probably.
I wish her well, frankly. – DJT, probably.
Ranger life…
Ranger life…
It+happens+to+the+best+of+us%26%238230%3B
It happens to the best of us…
Classy.
Classy.
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(insert stupid quidditch reference here)
Yep%26%238230%3B
Yep…
Join the conversation
Obviously.
Obviously.
I+CHOOSE+YOU%21
I CHOOSE YOU!
Shotgun+infinity.
Shotgun infinity.
Decisions%2C+decisions%26%238230%3B
Decisions, decisions…
Sometimes+we+just+need+a+lift.
Sometimes we just need a lift.
Mhm%26%238230%3B
Mhm…
Cheating+milk.
Cheating milk.
Times+when+I+use+cursive.
Times when I use cursive.