I have a staircase fetish, apparently.

everything is bigger in texas except the rain

thicc cheeks

how much extra do you get charged for a themed ambulance experience?

they do exist!

he did what he had to do

adding to my vernacular

there were no witnesses

it was no god

comrade cat

forever 31

a nintendo direct and playstation state of play in one day? Keep the video game love going with the best games memes of the week!

good or bad idea?

ancient simpsons

spared no expense

i want to touch the forbidden carpet!