I wish dwarves were real

A flight of cupcakes I made for a friend’s 30th birthday at a brewery. The beer is in each cupcake’s batter.

I’ve arrived.

I’m working with idiots

Kenneth, a word?

Parks & Rec would’ve had such a hilarious episode about Pokemon Go.

As an American watching British television

Storm in Moscow

Suck it

That paw though

The Miami Zoo’s flamingoes’ temporary shelter during Hurricane Andrew 20 years ago today

Pure Structured Water

Geneception

Statistically…

Dude. Not cool.

"This text has no other purpose than to terrify those who are afraid of the Arabic language."