I’d rather grow a beard than shave with this

fork with a shaving razor attached to the prongs

Honey, I’m Home key holder

Honey, I’m Home key holder

Insider info.

What’s the difference between a hockey player and a hippie chick?

What’s the difference between a hockey player and a hippie chick?

I made this to try and raise awareness.

I made this to try and raise awareness.

I’m so freaking patriotic…

I’m so freaking patriotic…

What puberty did to my friends.

What puberty did to my friends.

Self Control is strong in this one.

Self Control is strong in this one.

My family at the beach.

My family at the beach.

No you may not.

No you may not.

Anyone else remember when Dexter hired a prostitute to replace his sister?

Anyone else remember when Dexter hired a prostitute to replace his sister?

You are.

Well, that goes without saying.

Well, that goes without saying.

Babe, close your mouth.

Babe, close your mouth.

That’s one fine looking barbecue pit.

That’s one fine looking barbecue pit.

Marcus Aurelius

Marcus Aurelius