i’d take ultron. easy money with how much he loves listenig to himself monologue

Portal bear is over it.

Portal bear is over it.

If you don’t drive the TARDIS, I’m not interested.

If you don’t drive the TARDIS, I’m not interested.

How planes fly.

How planes fly.

Mutant teenage turtle ninja.

Mutant teenage turtle ninja.

The chestache.

Giving gum to a friend is like a drug deal.

Giving gum to a friend is like a drug deal.

Words.

I need to tell you a secret.

I need to tell you a secret.

Bookloo.

That feeling…

That feeling…

I don’t always talk to English majors…

I don’t always talk to English majors…

Nutella shots.

Why dogs are awesome.

Why dogs are awesome.

Corgi heaven.

Global warming is for real.

Global warming is for real.