Feeling Lucky?

of all the open seats on the busses in the world, you had to sit in the one directly next to me…

Kitty knickers.
Kitty knickers.
It isn’t that I’m not a people person…
It isn’t that I’m not a people person…
Education matters
Education matters
Portable seats for everyone.
Portable seats for everyone.
I’m that uncle.
I’m that uncle.
Playing nice together.
Playing nice together.
He was never very subtle
He was never very subtle
I didn’t make it to the gym today…
I didn’t make it to the gym today…
Airports are annoying.
Airports are annoying.
I must have it.
I must have it.
Time spent in the shower.
Time spent in the shower.
Life hacks.
Life hacks.
Words.
Words.
Whenever I go in to Lowes.
Whenever I go in to Lowes.
Aannnd it’s gone.
Aannnd it’s gone.
ew%2C+david
ew, david
we%26%238217%3Bre+all+stanley
we’re all stanley
Taylor+Swift+still+hates+john+mayer+and+other+memes+and+tweets+about+%26%238216%3Bmidnights%21%26%238221%3B
Taylor Swift still hates john mayer and other memes and tweets about ‘midnights!”
you+never+regretti+spaghetti
you never regretti spaghetti
Join the conversation
Liz+Truss+did+not+outlast+the+lettuce+and+the+internet+reacts+to+her+resignation
Liz Truss did not outlast the lettuce and the internet reacts to her resignation
you%26%238217%3Bre+not+you+when+you%26%238217%3Bre+hungry
you’re not you when you’re hungry
i+can+see+it
i can see it
monkey+see%2C+monkey+do
monkey see, monkey do
in+your+dreams
in your dreams
adios%21
adios!
hex+mex
hex mex
so+fast+it+became+one+with+the+wood
so fast it became one with the wood