if cats could do poetry

the floor is lava

it’s not complicated

mmmm…

she just needs 5 minutes to herself

you can run, but you can’t hide

fantasy football is life

Which was your favorite aughts emo band?

picked up a hitchhiker

in case it rains

bird of paradise

“A naked florida man covered in vaseline was caught running through a mall in the southern florida area this afternoon.”

i believe i can fly

and for some, those chains are made of unknown animal parts…

please take only panoramic photos of your dog

who else remembers these pace picante salsa commercials?