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if i stare, it will stop ringing faster

You read my mug.
You read my mug.
My brain during the day.
My brain during the day.
The Diction-fairy…
The Diction-fairy…
I want to introduce you to my friend…
I want to introduce you to my friend…
George R.R. Martin.
George R.R. Martin.
Live feed from the universe.
Live feed from the universe.
Yep… jerks.
Yep… jerks.
Sonic the Hedgehog.
Sonic the Hedgehog.
We know what you did NASA.
We know what you did NASA.
Skateboard baby stroller [fixed]
Skateboard baby stroller [fixed]
My understanding of laundry.
My understanding of laundry.
Chicken dog.
Chicken dog.
Back away slowly…
Back away slowly…
Freaking popcorn kernels.
Freaking popcorn kernels.
White girl on board.
White girl on board.
Big+Bird+had+a+rough+day%26%238230%3B
Big Bird had a rough day…
Girlfriend+vs.+Cat
Girlfriend vs. Cat
Such+a+kidder%26%238230%3B
Such a kidder…
I+was+that+kid%26%238230%3B
I was that kid…
Join the conversation
Why+do+we+call+our+moon+the+moon%3F
Why do we call our moon the moon?
I%26%238230%3B+wow.
I… wow.
I%26%238217%3Bve+been+doing+my+nails+all+wrong%21
I’ve been doing my nails all wrong!
That+movie+about+the+gay+guys+on+the+mountain%26%238230%3B
That movie about the gay guys on the mountain…
The+debt+of+the+world
The debt of the world
Dear+God
Dear God
I+need+to+go+potty
I need to go potty
What+60+feet+of+snow+looks+like.
What 60 feet of snow looks like.