if she doesn’t love the good boi she doesn’t get the good man

To walk on ice… you must become the penwang.

The secret ingredient is feet!

Not at the moment, child…

Gato is life.

Mennonites peeping another dimension.

Canadian artillery is rather… phallic.

Preach it from the hill tops.

Macauley Culkin Walking His Cat

Now is a great time to visit Sunny California!

The door to the dining area of the Alcobaça Monastery in Portugal was made narrow so that monks whom got too fat were forced to go into fasting.

It’s buck season at the retirement home!

*checks weather app*

Provender is a gateway drug.

Scuba diver rescuing drowning unicorn.

Meant to be a gran.