if you haven’t already, one day you will

Give it up, Clark

Give it up, Clark

I’m not worried about the kids.

I’m not worried about the kids.

Bill lays it on straight.

Bill lays it on straight.

The Rainbow Mountains are China’s secret geological wonder

The Rainbow Mountains are China’s secret geological wonder

I died today.

I feel like we’re doing alright…

I feel like we’re doing alright…

Brave young pirates sometimes need CT Scans too.

Brave young pirates sometimes need CT Scans too.

Oh god, a shark!

Oh god, a shark!

As a teacher on fall break…

As a teacher on fall break…

Your worst enemy.

Your worst enemy.

I am the danger.

I am the danger.

You’ll never believe the look on their face…

You’ll never believe the look on their face…

A depiction of why Superman couldn’t get Lois pregnant.

A depiction of why Superman couldn’t get Lois pregnant.

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