if you set your toaster on fire, you should probably just order in every meal

story about a girl setting her toaster on fire

Defending Kitty Castle

Defending Kitty Castle

Thermochromic table.

Thermochromic table.

Mike didn’t even make it to the friendzone

Mike didn’t even make it to the friendzone

College parent/teacher conference

College parent/teacher conference

Future Magicians of America

Future Magicians of America

Goddammit Floyd, put the gun down!

Goddammit Floyd, put the gun down!

Pelicans are an invasive species.

Pelicans are an invasive species.

Cost of a wedding circa 1957

Cost of a wedding circa 1957

Glass blowing is a dangerous sport.

Glass blowing is a dangerous sport.

Okilly Dokilly

Fun for the whole family.

Fun for the whole family.

I’ll get the door for him on the way out.

I’ll get the door for him on the way out.

How to break his heart.

How to break his heart.

Heighth equality

Heighth equality

Results may vary…

Results may vary…