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if you’re having a bad day, i present to you birds behind glasses of water

You will never know.
You will never know.
How we read our horoscopes…
How we read our horoscopes…
How to Christmas.
How to Christmas.
Carving books.
Carving books.
How do you play?
How do you play?
a day in the life of a procrastinator
a day in the life of a procrastinator
Beat up a street mime.
Beat up a street mime.
Words.
Words.
I never told you where I live…
I never told you where I live…
Stephen Wiltshire, genius.
Stephen Wiltshire, genius.
But today I’m only going to eat two slices…
But today I’m only going to eat two slices…
I see what you did there…
I see what you did there…
Imaginary friends!
Imaginary friends!
Seems legit.
Seems legit.
US budget explained.
US budget explained.
We%26%238217%3Bve+made+good+progress.+We+can+still+do+better.
We’ve made good progress. We can still do better.
Get+this+man+a+job.
Get this man a job.
The+night+is+dark+and+full+of+terrors%26%238230%3B
The night is dark and full of terrors…
Be+good+to+each+other.
Be good to each other.
Join the conversation
%26%238216%3BShe%26%238217%3Bs+pissin%2C+be+out+in+a+sec.%26%238217%3B+%26%238211%3B+Pupperoni+on+duty
‘She’s pissin, be out in a sec.’ – Pupperoni on duty
Or+maybe+throw+up+a+thumb+and+wish+him+the+best%26%238230%3B
Or maybe throw up a thumb and wish him the best…
Unnecessary+censorship+is+3spookers5mua..
Unnecessary censorship is 3spookers5mua..
Our+decor.
Our decor.
Happy+Little+Tardigrade%21
Happy Little Tardigrade!
Spiders+are+yum+yum+in+my+tum+tum%21
Spiders are yum yum in my tum tum!
Just+a+barn+road+tripping+through+Nebraska.
Just a barn road tripping through Nebraska.
%26%238230%3Bsome+people+hike%2C+probably.
…some people hike, probably.