Life is a sad trampoline.

Life is a sad trampoline.

‘family’

i’d prefer the cupcake

i’d prefer the cupcake

name a more iconic ford

name a more iconic ford

i’m canceling my subscription

i’m canceling my subscription

this is me

grandparents have more fun

grandparents have more fun

what can pixar give feelings to next?

what can pixar give feelings to next?

i need more popcorn

i need more popcorn

make it stop

clark kent – click bait artist

clark kent – click bait artist

new life motto

I never thought about it that way.

I never thought about it that way.

i don’t want my apartment to smell like stale beer and cheese too

i don’t want my apartment to smell like stale beer and cheese too

elementary school trauma revisited

elementary school trauma revisited

the more rooms you have the more wine you get to drink

the more rooms you have the more wine you get to drink