i’ll be your dungeon master if you’ll be my paladin

tweet about showing up to somone's house dressed as a wizard and askig them to roll a 20 sided die

That didn’t really [personal] pan out for him, did it?

That didn’t really [personal] pan out for him, did it?

It would’ve been Terrific Value if it did… – He Whomst Must Not Be Named

It would’ve been Terrific Value if it did… – He Whomst Must Not Be Named

We don’t give the pigeons enough credit.

We don’t give the pigeons enough credit.

A girl and her cat, England, WWII., circish 1940

A girl and her cat, England, WWII., circish 1940

Dyson has taken control of Azkaban.

Dyson has taken control of Azkaban.

Sleep sweet, you ruddy bastard.

Sleep sweet, you ruddy bastard.

Lorde of Lands is overstepping harrrrrrrd.

Lorde of Lands is overstepping harrrrrrrd.

It’s really not that hard, guys

It’s really not that hard, guys

Worth it – every grammar nazi everywhere.

Worth it – every grammar nazi everywhere.

You can milk anything with silk sacks… Focker.

You can milk anything with silk sacks… Focker.

I didn’t realize crotchless masks were a thing.

I didn’t realize crotchless masks were a thing.

I could embroider this poetry.

I could embroider this poetry.

Oil on linen, allegedly.

Oil on linen, allegedly.

Hey bartender hit me with a double…

Hey bartender hit me with a double…

Mandy Patinkin appreciates the gift of life. [1:12]

Mandy Patinkin appreciates the gift of life. [1:12]