You have to be at least this cool to be knighted…

how hard can it be to draw a baby? apparently pretty hard…

the makers of oreos have no chill

dog humming “in the arms of an angel” after the ultimate betrayal by their human

easy directions for a cheap modern day viking funeral

i am not the old white man you’re looking for

lets bake cookies and watch documentaries about serial killers together

say aloe to my little friend

the big bad wolf is getting smarter everyday. Soon enough the three little pigs will finally fall

was joining the US military the original squid game?

the loop continues with no end in sight, only more over-analyzing

just walk on them. the pavement is lava, if you step on it you die

but no matter how much he tries not to, he does eventually talk about crossfit

anything is a ufo if you can’t identify it before it hits your face

there is no right thing to say. you just have to yell and make the situation as uncomfortable as possible

another delicious hummuscide