i’m a professional retiree

Girl loses top on waterslide.

Chance of getting the job? Absolute zero.

When ball is life

Got my girlfriend a new book.

Wiki brag.

When the plane won’t fit

A bright, candy-colored basketball court in Paris

The wars of the future will be fought with drones and toilet paper.

Theatrical overkill.

Medieval Reaction Gif

Venezuelan dictator Nicolas Maduro waving to completely empty crowds after winning election in which he banned the opposition.

ALRIGHTY THEN

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

We all know that character

*Heavy chocolating*