I’m a queen in the castle…I’m a queen in the castle!

all it takes is the burden of being awake to set off my anxiety

fast and furious but folders on your computer – each sequel is the same

but unlike in a video game you can’t start the level over

M. Night shyamalan memes because he wants you to knock at the cabin without giving credit to the original author

algebra is like onion pie

Clever riddles without answers to test your mind, not body, but maybe soul

this is how i became the fun uncle

the power of positive affirmations

bring back the cats!

he just couldn’t quite put his paw on what was off

may the comedic force be with you

the more you drink, the more political you get

why would you even have a cat if you’re not kissing their tiny soft forehead?

royale burrito with cheese

adding “italian mcdonald’s skeleton” to my bucket list