i’m down

Dead parrot collection at the Smithsonian

Why would you do that?

A Qa Engineer Walks Into A Bar…

Purely Professional

Known as the wrap-around spider, this spider can flatten and wrap its body around tree limbs as camouflage.

I feel mislead.

Mash it.

Gotta catch ’em all.

#BanChildren

I have 3 kids and no money. I wish I had no kids and 3 money

Self feeding fire will keep you warm alll night loong.

Dogfighting over the Saint Paul’s cathedral during the London Blitz circa 1940

My greatest fear

Before alarm clocks were affordable, ‘knocker-ups’ were used to wake people early in the morning. UK, around 1900

Canadian Snow Syrup