i’m gunna mack on that cheese

just in case you need to know

just in case you need to know

*makes it insufferably difficult to understand in an effort to be clear*

*makes it insufferably difficult to understand in an effort to be clear*

what will they think of next

what will they think of next

10 Funny Cat Memes to Mew At

10 Funny Cat Memes to Mew At

10 Two-Sentence Horror Stories to Read

10 Two-Sentence Horror Stories to Read

somehow, sauron returned

somehow, sauron returned

paraprosdokian prose

paraprosdokian prose

hell in a [brain]cell

hell in a [brain]cell

band together.

pried pride

take a chance on thee

take a chance on thee

dang you’re good

dang you’re good

i waste so much time

i waste so much time

a stand-in

i second this