Feeling Lucky?

I’m a simple man.

I'm a simple man.
Now is a great time to visit Sunny California!
Now is a great time to visit Sunny California!
*checks weather app*
*checks weather app*
I am not in danger… I AM THE DANGER
I am not in danger… I AM THE DANGER
To walk on ice… you must become the penwang.
To walk on ice… you must become the penwang.
Gato is life.
Gato is life.
Scuba diver rescuing drowning unicorn.
Scuba diver rescuing drowning unicorn.
[enter Dionysos]
[enter Dionysos]
Hold my beir…
Hold my beir…
Preach it from the hill tops.
Preach it from the hill tops.
Not at the moment, child…
Not at the moment, child…
It’s buck season at the retirement home!
It’s buck season at the retirement home!
Meant to be a gran.
Meant to be a gran.
Mennonites peeping another dimension.
Mennonites peeping another dimension.
Doggo made a new buddo
Doggo made a new buddo
Macauley Culkin Walking His Cat
Macauley Culkin Walking His Cat
I+CHOOSE+YOU%21
I CHOOSE YOU!
But+why%3F%21
But why?!
It+happens+to+the+best+of+us%26%238230%3B
It happens to the best of us…
Mhm%26%238230%3B
Mhm…
Join the conversation
Love%2C+Pig.
Love, Pig.
Times+when+I+use+cursive.
Times when I use cursive.
Cheating+milk.
Cheating milk.
Well%2C+that+works%26%238230%3B
Well, that works…
I+am+a+ninja.
I am a ninja.
Time+to+die.
Time to die.
No+shame.
No shame.
Never+scare+a+black+man%26%238230%3B+who+is+also+a+ninja.
Never scare a black man… who is also a ninja.