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I’m literally crying into my latte.

I'm literally crying into my latte.
Vacuuming the house…
Vacuuming the house…
….Still waiting
….Still waiting
Brain hurts…
Brain hurts…
Scumbag pocket gnome!
Scumbag pocket gnome!
Accurate.
Accurate.
Why people delete their Facebook accounts.
Why people delete their Facebook accounts.
There is no perfect father.
There is no perfect father.
I’m sexy and I know it.
I’m sexy and I know it.
Accurate.
Accurate.
Sword.
Sword.
Hipsters unite!
Hipsters unite!
Good point.
Good point.
Wait a minute…
Wait a minute…
Trololol.
Trololol.
Oh hai door.
Oh hai door.
in+case+it+wasn%26%238217%3Bt+clear+when+you+adopted+them
in case it wasn’t clear when you adopted them
toilets+out+of+context
toilets out of context
it%26%238217%3Bs+always+sunny+on+tatooine
it’s always sunny on tatooine
there+is+only+chaos+and+family
there is only chaos and family
Join the conversation
brain+lag+is+real+and+there+is+no+cure
brain lag is real and there is no cure
but+in+bear+years%26%238230%3B.
but in bear years….
baby+it%26%238217%3Bs+cold+outside
baby it’s cold outside
set+phizers+to+stun
set phizers to stun
my+spirit+painting
my spirit painting
my+spirit+animal
my spirit animal
why+not+both%3F
why not both?
french+cat+is+sorry
french cat is sorry