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I’m not going to lie, I tuned you out…

I'm not going to lie, I tuned you out...
Welcome to Alaska! …Except you can’t get off the plane because there’s a polar bear between you and the terminal who will murder your entire family.
Welcome to Alaska! …Except you can’t get off the plane because there’s a polar bear between you and the terminal who will murder your entire family.
The saddest thing at the grocery store.
The saddest thing at the grocery store.
They weren’t interested in his Thanksgiving invitation…
They weren’t interested in his Thanksgiving invitation…
Horlp may.
Horlp may.
No need for parking sensors when you got these
No need for parking sensors when you got these
Astronauts playing with their food
Astronauts playing with their food
The price is savage
The price is savage
Why did the camel cross the road?
Why did the camel cross the road?
Saudi Arabia, when it rains in the desert.
Saudi Arabia, when it rains in the desert.
$8 worth of Lunchables Compared to $8 worth of the same product if you were to buy in non-lunchable form.
$8 worth of Lunchables Compared to $8 worth of the same product if you were to buy in non-lunchable form.
The customer is probably right.
The customer is probably right.
Witches don’t live in the desert for a reason.
Witches don’t live in the desert for a reason.
One of us volunteered at a food bank today to help prepare for Thanksgiving
One of us volunteered at a food bank today to help prepare for Thanksgiving
I… I guess thanks?
I… I guess thanks?
Armor equipped!
Armor equipped!
Text+exchange+between+Kanye+and+John+Legend.
Text exchange between Kanye and John Legend.
No+parades+for+just+being+a+rational+human
No parades for just being a rational human
A+special+snowflake+under+an+electron+microscope.
A special snowflake under an electron microscope.
and%2For
and/or
Join the conversation
I+can%26%238217%3Bt+even+argue+with+my+Mum+without+crying
I can’t even argue with my Mum without crying
All+of+the+other+reindeer%2C+used+to+laugh+and+call+him+names%26%238230%3B+Used+to.
All of the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names… Used to.
Rememed+for+extra+functionality.
Rememed for extra functionality.
What+an+eggcelent+problem+to+have
What an eggcelent problem to have
An+SD+card+is+no+place+for+a+childhood
An SD card is no place for a childhood
Parents+these+days..
Parents these days..
Before+his+time
Before his time
Squirrels+stashed+50+pounds+of+pine+cones+under+a+car+hood+in+Gaylord%2C+Michigan
Squirrels stashed 50 pounds of pine cones under a car hood in Gaylord, Michigan