imagine a rat pulls up next you at a red light

When You Hate Your Job But You Can’t Quit Because People Will Make Fun Of You

My parents are very conservative Asians.

Jeff Sessions in a nutshell

John Krasinski post-Dunder Mifflin

Catch me with a 22 lbs opal colored like a pokeball

A student asked me about experimenting on embryos for genetic engineering.

You know when you’re a kid…

What do I do now, even.

Crushing a 40k bar of gold is actually highly anticlimactic. And a bit depressing.

Projected across one of Mr. Presidents hotels.

A few days into Oregon self-service…

Don’t worry everyone! Help is on the way!

The Oregon Apocalypse

Classic Waterful Ring-Toss elite.

Why didn’t Jesus think of that?