Feeling Lucky?

imagine walking into your bedroom at an air bnb for the first time and these are your sheets

I don’t always find the perfect girl…
I don’t always find the perfect girl…
No mother, he walked it off.
No mother, he walked it off.
This is why I’m forever alone.
This is why I’m forever alone.
You were attractive until…
You were attractive until…
If You Give a Man a Wookie.
If You Give a Man a Wookie.
Zombie Apocalypse Algebra.
Zombie Apocalypse Algebra.
Box wine is so trashy.
Box wine is so trashy.
So hipster.
So hipster.
What’s the worst that could happen?
What’s the worst that could happen?
How I feel on pay day.
How I feel on pay day.
Words.
Words.
Say it to my face, bro.
Say it to my face, bro.
Just brewing a galaxy.
Just brewing a galaxy.
Why I read books.
Why I read books.
Historical figures vs. Optimus Prime.
Historical figures vs. Optimus Prime.
huh%2C+that%26%238217%3Bs+nifty
huh, that’s nifty
oh+i+thought+it+was+Yoga+Matteus
oh i thought it was Yoga Matteus
being+at+family+gatherings+like%3A
being at family gatherings like:
just+toying+with+you
just toying with you
Join the conversation
dont+remind+me
dont remind me
Weekly+Dose+of+Wholesome+to+Cherish+%28Sep+30%29
Weekly Dose of Wholesome to Cherish (Sep 30)
10+Funny+Air+Memes+to+Blow+You+Away
10 Funny Air Memes to Blow You Away
%26%238220%3Bturning+you+to+sushi%2C+later%26%238221%3B
“turning you to sushi, later”
pathethics
pathethics
10+Funny+Cat+Memes+to+Scritch
10 Funny Cat Memes to Scritch
but+are+they+wrong%3F
but are they wrong?
those+were+the+days
those were the days