When you’re the only one at the office who doesn’t get the flu…

When you're the only one at the office who doesn't get the flu...

Syria really needs our help…

Syria really needs our help…

Yo Tim! Wassup!

Yo Tim! Wassup!

Thanks, Obama.

I climbed the corporate ladder…

I climbed the corporate ladder…

Girl leaves straightener on, kills hundreds.

Girl leaves straightener on, kills hundreds.

My dog, lately.

My dog, lately.

My cat loves boxing.

My cat loves boxing.

I used to be afraid of the dark…

I used to be afraid of the dark…

If you’re afraid of spiders…

If you’re afraid of spiders…

Tipping servers.

Tipping servers.

The look on her face never fails to make me laugh.

The look on her face never fails to make me laugh.

Coming soon to a theater near you.

Coming soon to a theater near you.

So this exists… and it’s delicious.

So this exists… and it’s delicious.

Conversations with the police.

Conversations with the police.

New cure for asthma sufferers.

New cure for asthma sufferers.