"Destroy All Humans" written in Binary on a sign at BattleBots.

I shop online a lot this time of year…

Just a Stegosaurus in a pickup

Ted Cruz now and forever.

Bah Ram YOUUUUUUU

Bungee Jump and Dunk Record

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My Conversations With Barbers

The Obamas, then and now

Conspiracy theorists be like…

How come I can understand you?

Mark Zuckerberg found dead at age 42. His final wish was to stop fake news articles on the Facebook. Each time this story is shared, Facebook will donate one dollar to his son, who otherwise would live in poverty.

BEAM ME!!!

Donut choices matter.

Fibre optic dresses are amazing.

The reason I like staying up late