The Scotts are a funny peple.

sitting on your toilet after coming home from a long vacation is one of the last true pleasures this world has to offer

when it comes to biting and dying, there’s an answer for every question

a very important broadcast is happening in the litter box in 3… 2….1….

your driving test is all about the cones

too old to be getting crushes on people, gonna forge some swords instead

goblins don’t watch netflix

everyone knows the best jokes come from popsicle sticks

you know you’re real friends when you just send each other the most unhinged content all day long

remember that one time hasbro tried to relate to millenials and it backfired hilariously?

metallica says “no” to gatekeeping fans

tell me more about this vicious carrot rumor

this is the real problem with letting astrology dictate your relationships

i always had my suspicions about who keanu reeves really was

living my dream like there is no tomorrow

a more accurate sign has never been made. prove me wrong