Myyyyyy preciousssss childhood..

The right choice is to not use public restrooms…

Gotta eat them all!

The pizza delivery business model in a nutshell, brother.

Grandma is looking out for you…

The back of a lawyer’s business card has good advice

Imperial (noun) – a small pointed beard growing below the lower lip.

When you’re the youngest and they’ve finally managed to break you.

Hurry, we gonna be late.

Got a ticket from the RCMP when I was in Canada…

Home alone

Superman in the 50s

The flop-eared guinea pig prepares for flight…

Florida gonna Florid

#ban knees

The Tule Tree in Mexico has the girthiest trunk of any tree in the world. It could be anywhere from 1,200 to 6,000 years old.