Interviewer: what’s your greatest talent? Me putting my skillz on display:

Interviewer: what's your greatest talent? Me putting my skillz on display:

if birds aren’t real..then this opens a whole new field of questions

if birds aren’t real..then this opens a whole new field of questions

10 Ostrich Memes to Bury in the Sand

10 Ostrich Memes to Bury in the Sand

cold-blooded girl stealers

cold-blooded girl stealers

Weekly Dose of Wholesome to Brighten your Soul (May 13)

Weekly Dose of Wholesome to Brighten your Soul (May 13)

*clears throat aggressively until vocal fry*

*clears throat aggressively until vocal fry*

this story could be published in ANY local paper

this story could be published in ANY local paper

my school play casting director was right…

my school play casting director was right…

we all have a werewolf’s kidney

we all have a werewolf’s kidney

im the richest in the world

im the richest in the world

any minute now…

any minute now…

mind yo business

mind yo business

a worthy rival

gunna have to set the bar a little lower, christy

gunna have to set the bar a little lower, christy

earie

netflix is blockbusted

netflix is blockbusted