Maybe we’d have more responsible parents…

Maybe we'd have more responsible parents...

omg so often

my money is on literally a duck. why? why the hell not

my money is on literally a duck. why? why the hell not

only ask your enemies if they need a ride

only ask your enemies if they need a ride

mom knew exactly what was gonna happen and said, “not my problem”

mom knew exactly what was gonna happen and said, “not my problem”

it’s not the *most* embarrassing thing that could have happened

it’s not the *most* embarrassing thing that could have happened

the right for clouds to bare arms

the right for clouds to bare arms

we’re all just anxious cucumbers

we’re all just anxious cucumbers

heeded

i’d be speeding too

i’d be speeding too

someone check in on halloween

someone check in on halloween

we were trained to be complete wrecks

we were trained to be complete wrecks

this doesn’t feel very safe

this doesn’t feel very safe

giddy up!

the smoke monster always finds me

the smoke monster always finds me

would you like an egg in these trying times, god?

would you like an egg in these trying times, god?