Feeling Lucky?

When I’m stroking the softest kitten on my lap while she keeps purring and digging dagger-like claws into my thigh.

When I'm stroking the softest kitten on my lap while she keeps purring and digging dagger-like claws into my thigh.
Some dads are just not funny.
Some dads are just not funny.
Good luck, sir.
Good luck, sir.
You probably don’t know…
You probably don’t know…
Trolling on the airplane.
Trolling on the airplane.
Will it blend?
Will it blend?
I miss high school drama…
I miss high school drama…
There is a god.
There is a god.
My food schedule.
My food schedule.
Joseph was not convinced.
Joseph was not convinced.
Words to live by.
Words to live by.
I’m the cutest sniper.
I’m the cutest sniper.
How to win at girls.
How to win at girls.
How cats end up with nine lives.
How cats end up with nine lives.
The problem with relationships.
The problem with relationships.
Being the smart kid in class…
Being the smart kid in class…
That+hat+placement+really+worked+out%26%238230%3B
That hat placement really worked out…
Shaken+Cosmonaut+Syndrome
Shaken Cosmonaut Syndrome
DJ+Roomba+strikes+again.
DJ Roomba strikes again.
The+problem+with+service+dogs%26%238230%3B
The problem with service dogs…
Join the conversation
The+cord+of+Achilles
The cord of Achilles
The+greatest+wall.
The greatest wall.
I+am+straight+up+not+having+a+good+time%26%238230%3B
I am straight up not having a good time…
It+does+indeed+have+wares+for+sale+or+lease.
It does indeed have wares for sale or lease.
The+future+seems+nice.
The future seems nice.
The+latest+in+iPhone+and+iPhone+accessories.
The latest in iPhone and iPhone accessories.
Dark+was+the+night+cold+was+the+ground%26%238230%3B
Dark was the night cold was the ground…
For+sale+to+good+home%26%238230%3B
For sale to good home…