The Mother Of Butterfry.

up? down? sideways

the journey to the final boss therapist is worth it if you’re competitive

you will pay for your betrayal

how not to tell someone their std test results

and they told me the perfect husband doesn’t exist

made with hatred – can you add anything to the list?

what do you think could explain the mysterious red lights?

This is a brilliant grandpa move

this is why i just buy new clothes when all my old ones are dirty

write the next line of this story

this tweet about fire departments feels pretty on point

just one?

Nothing out of the ordinary here, just viggo mortensen and a horse eating breakfast together

kermit the dinosaur – how angry does this make you?

you were the chosen one. you were supposed to bring balance to your teeth, not ruin them!