I need your skin… for the sciences.

List of facts

Somebody’s About To Get A Face Full Of Hose

Actually The Most Respectful Rejection I’ve Ever Read

ALL the rivers in the United States

This makes me happy

Darth Billy Joel

Everyone’s a whore

i like to imagine that this dog has just completed a parachute jump and landed on a woman

And People Says There Are No Straight Lines In Nature

Allergic to chocolate

Don't tempt me, because I will

Rainy days

This guy.

My dad is so cheap…

She's pretty underrated