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My Chemical Happiness

My Chemical Happiness
Toasted marshmallow shot glasses with Baileys.
Toasted marshmallow shot glasses with Baileys.
Eminem sharing M&Ms with other Eminems, early 2000s
Eminem sharing M&Ms with other Eminems, early 2000s
Works every time.
Works every time.
On Earth…
On Earth…
a cautionary tale
a cautionary tale
I’ve arrived!
I’ve arrived!
A drop of seawater magnified 25 times
A drop of seawater magnified 25 times
North Korea purchases more storage to expand their internet.
North Korea purchases more storage to expand their internet.
Are you gay?
Are you gay?
2001-2003 LARP Champions
2001-2003 LARP Champions
Gary. This is why your wife left you
Gary. This is why your wife left you
Lego now makes flexible pieces.
Lego now makes flexible pieces.
‘Christmas is coming’
‘Christmas is coming’
Then why did you send it to me?
Then why did you send it to me?
Always proofread before sending…
Always proofread before sending…
Be+reckless+with+toasters.
Be reckless with toasters.
Oh%2C+the+Special+Olympics%3F
Oh, the Special Olympics?
The+problem+with+coffee%26%238230%3B
The problem with coffee…
I+can%26%238217%3Bt+even.
I can’t even.
Join the conversation
50+Shades+of+Hay
50 Shades of Hay
When+I+like+a+girl
When I like a girl
This+was+in+my+writing+coaches+office.
This was in my writing coaches office.
What+60+feet+of+snow+looks+like.
What 60 feet of snow looks like.
Why+do+we+call+our+moon+the+moon%3F
Why do we call our moon the moon?
You+just+can%26%238217%3Bt+know.
You just can’t know.
Such+a+kidder%26%238230%3B
Such a kidder…
I%26%238217%3Bve+been+doing+my+nails+all+wrong%21
I’ve been doing my nails all wrong!