Feeling Lucky?

*puts headphones on*

*puts headphones on*
Words.
Words.
Let’s be honest…
Let’s be honest…
Son, you’re a time traveler…
Son, you’re a time traveler…
Squirrelex.
Squirrelex.
Time.
Time.
Grandmas…
Grandmas…
In Korea, streets clean themselves.
In Korea, streets clean themselves.
Should you eat that bacon?
Should you eat that bacon?
Scumbag brain.
Scumbag brain.
Truth.
Truth.
How I passed chemistry.
How I passed chemistry.
Hairy celebrities.
Hairy celebrities.
How I feel taking money from my parents.
How I feel taking money from my parents.
Scumbag dog.
Scumbag dog.
Day == ruined.
Day == ruined.
Oh+Cleverbot%26%238230%3B+is+there+anything+you+don%26%238217%3Bt+know%3F
Oh Cleverbot… is there anything you don’t know?
Yep%26%238230%3B
Yep…
Well%2C+that+works%26%238230%3B
Well, that works…
Cheating+milk.
Cheating milk.
Join the conversation
Congratulations%26%238230%3B
Congratulations…
I+CHOOSE+YOU%21
I CHOOSE YOU!
No+shame.
No shame.
Never+scare+a+black+man%26%238230%3B+who+is+also+a+ninja.
Never scare a black man… who is also a ninja.
It+happens+to+the+best+of+us%26%238230%3B
It happens to the best of us…
Decisions%2C+decisions%26%238230%3B
Decisions, decisions…
Your+secret%26%238217%3Bs+safe+with+us%26%238230%3B
Your secret’s safe with us…
Love%2C+Pig.
Love, Pig.