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Roast Malone

Roast Malone
Ask stupid questions, and all that Jazz…
Ask stupid questions, and all that Jazz…
The utility of a gator aid cup…
The utility of a gator aid cup…
Words.
Words.
I shall cook you the food of my people. – Grans definitely.
I shall cook you the food of my people. – Grans definitely.
The kids learned a new trick at school!
The kids learned a new trick at school!
Flirting with the devil…
Flirting with the devil…
The customer is often wrong.
The customer is often wrong.
History is oft worth regurgitating.
History is oft worth regurgitating.
Defund Harvard… is what I always say.
Defund Harvard… is what I always say.
It is my trabajo, after all.
It is my trabajo, after all.
Aussie Aussie Aussie!
Aussie Aussie Aussie!
We’ll take the lot!
We’ll take the lot!
Now it is our cone of shame, comrade. – Gato, probably.
Now it is our cone of shame, comrade. – Gato, probably.
Freud don’t slip, biotch.
Freud don’t slip, biotch.
2021 is looking pretty boinkers…
2021 is looking pretty boinkers…
back+the+blue%3F
back the blue?
gonna+have+a+meat+twinkie+for+lunch+today
gonna have a meat twinkie for lunch today
the+gift+no+one+wants
the gift no one wants
canon+vs+fandom
canon vs fandom
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it%26%238217%3Bs+healthy+to+set+boundaries
it’s healthy to set boundaries
Adorable.+10%2F10+%26%238211%3B+would+boop
Adorable. 10/10 – would boop
thanks+but+no+thanks
thanks but no thanks
he%26%238217%3Bs+not+mad%2C+just+disappointed
he’s not mad, just disappointed
centaur+exterminators+are+so+effective+they%26%238217%3Bve+basically+put+themselves+out+of+business
centaur exterminators are so effective they’ve basically put themselves out of business
team+carrie
team carrie
tooting+his+own+horn
tooting his own horn
i+slept+okay
i slept okay