Felt cute. Might eat ~20,000 calories later.

Santa will roundhouse kick you in the throat.

Winters are tough on slower people.

This week on I Don’t Want to be Homeless

You hear that click?

Dude has a point

The one true ship

Fisherman saves seal from his own mess of a net.

An overwhelming amount of diggity

Your Safer Source for Science Supplies

Girlfriends who get fit together, stay together.

You know what would be fun? Waiting in line at a store where there’s not supposed to be any lines.

Puppy snooze train

Claws are universally understood

Welp, that got weird

Still relevant.