Feeling Lucky?

Will you please do that one petting thing on my head?

Dancing bird.
Dancing bird.
Midnight snack.
Midnight snack.
Firefox has frozen.
Firefox has frozen.
Snowman handstand.
Snowman handstand.
The Cookie Monster strikes again.
The Cookie Monster strikes again.
Hipster hospital.
Hipster hospital.
Brains!!!
Brains!!!
Poor Pluto.
Poor Pluto.
Home sweet home.
Home sweet home.
The red dot.
The red dot.
How my cats see me.
How my cats see me.
Take me to the mall!!!
Take me to the mall!!!
Words.
Words.
Yay! Internet!
Yay! Internet!
I will kill you with my bear hands!
I will kill you with my bear hands!
It+gives+us+the+berries%26%238230%3B
It gives us the berries…
MIND+MUH+RIGHTS
MIND MUH RIGHTS
The+prism%2C+the+witch%2C+and+the+audacity+of+this+birch.
The prism, the witch, and the audacity of this birch.
Peek-a-moooo
Peek-a-moooo
Join the conversation
I+would+watch+this+on+twitch.
I would watch this on twitch.
No+help%2C+only+throw%26%238230%3B
No help, only throw…
The+oinking+will+continue+until+moral+improves.
The oinking will continue until moral improves.
The+geese+are+mighty+persuasive.
The geese are mighty persuasive.
Caught+you+in+the+act%2C+didn%26%238217%3Bt+I%3F
Caught you in the act, didn’t I?
Mum+must+never+%5Bk%5Dnow.
Mum must never [k]now.
Sam+Neill%2C+Saviour+of+the+%28chicken%29+world.
Sam Neill, Saviour of the (chicken) world.
Come+again%3F
Come again?