u wot m8?

Texas aquarium shows a sloth to the dolphins.

Bubble warfare!

*gets chlamydia…*

United we stand, though.

Amen, then…

Beware the tit.

The Big Bang Theory did it first?

It’s Britney, bitch.

9/11 only killed 3,000 people, so…

Ashlyn is being a reasonable human right now.

Grapefruits are called grapefruits because they grow in clusters like grapes…

Could you not, Helen?!

PSA: Not every person has your best interest in mind right now.

The things we put up with for silence.

When wearing a face mask for extended periods of time. Sew a button to a headband to keep from destroying your ears. Pass it on.