The Germans are at it again…

the worst part is it makes you feel old. Second worst part is this is solvable with a google search

the odds of you being here are slim. The odds of you succeeding your rarest opportunity are more likely!

i’m feeling so called out rn

i just want to siiing

might need to check the tunnel for natural gas

screening competition

if you know, you know

u wouldnt download a car

with one final snip, the dulled pair is discarded, its service remembered, and the new pair is borne

wake up babe: new way of thinking just dropped

you never could have guessed this story

the amount of time i spent doing this

this is how i allow myself to eat so many cookies

yoga pants too? guess I’m goin’

soon, my pretty, soon